Hi I'm Kelvin and my life's aspiration is to be a hilariously embarrassing (but sexy) suburban dad just like Phil Dunphy. Everyone says I'm well on my way. I think it's because I like wearing quarter zip sweaters. Also my favorite word is also.
I would tell you all the different things you'll see here but there is literally no consistency and LBR this is basically just a tribute blog to Ashlie (alohomorashlie) WE R OTP <3 KBYE