February 2011
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Feb 1st
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hi-kristen asked: Oh, these children. They will never know the true origin of the Noodle King. :)
Feb 1st
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Reblog if you're a wizard and you're tumbling from... →
-hewastheirfriend: theatomicboom: blueeyelover: luminarychild: didijuststutter: acciomadness-: professionalteenager: sortedintoravenclaw: pottyweaselmudbloodandferret: harrypotterobsession: laughlouder: brb, Quidditch training.  MERLINS BEARD! I’m late for Charms.  PREFECTS MEEEEEETING! Hai guys just chillin in the Ravenclaw common room. ^ Peekin over your...
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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MAN OH MAN, I miss this guy
Grant: BACK! The Stairmaster just got MASTERED
Me: NICE-UUUUUU
Grant: LOL
Me: So are your glutes exploding now? I bet they're hella buff. MMMMMMMMM
Grant: Heck yeah, they are exploding
Me: Oooooo I like me some of that
Grant: They look like muffins
Jan 31st
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IS IT TRUE?! The Kings beat the Lakers? →
HELL YEAH. FUCK YOUR LAKERS.
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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WatchWatch
fuckyeahgifs: yourbestfriend: typicalvirginsacrifice: br0job-: humpingturtles: what-is-this-i-dont-even: Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck. dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool. EVERYBODY DO IT. now thats fuckin’ cool. oooooohhhh my god this is AMAZING this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
Jan 26th
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I think it's funny when people think they're SUPER...
sinanomon: … but the fact that they are hipsters and drinking starbucks is ironic… which reaffirms their hipster-ness. But then if it reaffirms that they’re hipsters, then that means they’re falling into a mainstream stereotype which means they can’t be hipsters. HIPSTER LOGIC IS SO CONFUSING.
Jan 26th
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Priorities :)
Emily (after not replying for a while): Sorry, I was cleaning downstairs
Me: No worries
Emily: Mmkay I'm gonna go eat a mango.
Me: HAHA
Jan 25th
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WOW. You either have a listening problem or you're...
Professor: What are ways we motivate our employees? Remember that money is not a motivator. It motivates you TO work, but not AT work.
Girl 1: Money?
Professor: Remember that money is not a motivator. It motivates you TO work, but not AT work.
Me: -______-
Girl 2: It's a challenge?
Professor: Yes...yada yada yada not important to this story.
Girl 3: Monetary compensation?
Professor: Remember that money is not a motivator. It motivates you TO work, but not AT work.
Me: OH MY GOD. You are really dumb, forreal.
Jan 25th
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Things you should NOT eat in class
- Carrots - Chips - Granola - Anything crunchy - Anything in a loud plastic bag - Anything in a loud paper wrap UPDATE: Gum. How the fuck could I forget gum?
Jan 25th
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I think it's funny when people think they're SUPER...
Jan 25th
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jesuiskasaclise-deactivated2012 asked: I did not mean that literally I am the only person on tumblr to have been a fan of HP for such a long time.
I feel that way, compared to the people I follow, and I regret my choice of words being "think" instead of "feel."
So thank you for being one of five hundred people to point out to me that saying something on the internet can't be taken back and...
Jan 25th
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"You may think your only choices are to swallow...
jayeeaych: — Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother)
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quibbler- asked: Dear Kelvin,

I love thee.

Sincerely,
Alyssa
Jan 25th
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I think I'm the only person on tumblr who actually...
quibbler-: fezzesarecoollike: Obviously I wasn’t when it came out in 1997, because I was four. But damn I’ve been a fan for nearly a decade. Fuq dis shiz, bytches. Wait, whut? Do you really think that?! You are really dumb, for real.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I'm so fetch.
mlily: Kelvin (cakeninjak) has convinced me to try and use my tumblr more because he has faith that I will post hilarious/awesome things.  Too bad all the hilarious/awesome things I find are from HIS tumblr. I mean it’s not my fault everybody loves me. I can’t help that I’m popular.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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“Whatever Browns bounce back, bitch.”
– Carolyn Brown (on the topic of how her mom was legitimately run over by a car but is now okay)
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